Gooooooood Morning, My Lovely Humans!
Are you draggin’ ass in the AM?! Do you feel like a tired old rag just dangling in the wind? Or do you get so wrapped up in checking every damn email and FB notification and Insta like that you look up and you’re now 45 minutes behind schedule?!
If you’re anything like me, read on. I gotchuuuu, boo-boo. Continue reading “5 TIPS FOR A BETTER MORNING!”
What do you get when you combine infused-vodka, gallons of sunscreen, the dry heat of Palm Springs, running drunkenly through sprinklers, and some aggressively hilarious Cornhole games??!!
Y’all, I’d like to welcome you to my Stagecoach 2017 Weekend! ☀
Continue reading “RAGE-COACH ADVENTURES + A DELETED SCENE FROM XXII”
If you’re anything like me and hate talking about yourself, too, then you’ll understand why I resort to the usual bouts of self-deprecation and sarcasm.
Continue reading “SO WHO IS LO VALENZA, REALLY?”