5 TIPS FOR A BETTER MORNING!

Gooooooood Morning, My Lovely Humans!

Are you draggin’ ass in the AM?! Do you feel like a tired old rag just dangling in the wind? Or do you get so wrapped up in checking every damn email and FB notification and Insta like that you look up and you’re now 45 minutes behind schedule?!

If you’re anything like me, read on. I gotchuuuu, boo-boo. Continue reading “5 TIPS FOR A BETTER MORNING!”

LOOK WHAT YOU MADE ME DO.

GODDAMMIT.

Just when I think I’ll swear off being a Swiftie forever, Taylor hits us with a new song and, god-bless her cats and chokers, it’s a good one. Continue reading “LOOK WHAT YOU MADE ME DO.”

DIARY OF A THANKFUL TEACHER: WEEKS ONE//TWO//THREE//FOUR

Holy ballsssssss, y’all!

Hi! Hello! Welcome! Yes, I’m alive. No, I’m still stressed out and feeling like a wild animal. But yes, I am loving life.

Correction: I feel like I am, in the words of our latest Bachelorette, living my BEST life.

Continue reading “DIARY OF A THANKFUL TEACHER: WEEKS ONE//TWO//THREE//FOUR”

GOALS ARE SEXY AND SO ARE YOU.

I mean, duh. ΔΔΔ WHAT ARE GOALS? In my terms, it’s “SHIT YOU NEED TO GET DONE TO NOT FEEL LIKE A HORRID WASTE OF OXYGEN“, but for the non-obessive/compulsive fellows, it’s “THINGS I CAN ACCOMPLISH TO EITHER REACH A MILESTONE OR A MILESTONE I’D LIKE TO ACCOMPLISH IN ONE SHOT“, which can be a little […]

A STRANGER BOUGHT MY BOOK RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME!!!

ΔΔΔ Yes, readers, a woman, while dining with her mother and father–for her birthday, no less–bought my book in front of me when I brought the bill. And still tipped me. #godbless I couldn’t believe it. I was floored. I was speechless. I got teary and emotional. I was a mess. But holy crap, y’all! How […]

MUSHY – MUSH – MUSHHH

Helloooooooo, my lovely humans! ΔΔΔ I have a real treat for you today: if you haven’t seen it with your own two eyes, you may not believe it, either, but I remixed my wedding video and uploaded it to YouTube for the world to see! Yes! This awk duck got married about a year ago […]