GOALS ARE SEXY AND SO ARE YOU.

I mean, duh. ΔΔΔ WHAT ARE GOALS? In my terms, it’s “SHIT YOU NEED TO GET DONE TO NOT FEEL LIKE A HORRID WASTE OF OXYGEN“, but for the non-obessive/compulsive fellows, it’s “THINGS I CAN ACCOMPLISH TO EITHER REACH A MILESTONE OR A MILESTONE I’D LIKE TO ACCOMPLISH IN ONE SHOT“, which can be a little […]

A STRANGER BOUGHT MY BOOK RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME!!!

ΔΔΔ Yes, readers, a woman, while dining with her mother and father–for her birthday, no less–bought my book in front of me when I brought the bill. And still tipped me. #godbless I couldn’t believe it. I was floored. I was speechless. I got teary and emotional. I was a mess. But holy crap, y’all! How […]

MUSHY – MUSH – MUSHHH

Helloooooooo, my lovely humans! ΔΔΔ I have a real treat for you today: if you haven’t seen it with your own two eyes, you may not believe it, either, but I remixed my wedding video and uploaded it to YouTube for the world to see! Yes! This awk duck got married about a year ago […]

MARRIAGE: FRESHMAN YEAR

Ahhh, the nostalgic feels. The rose gold and champagne accents…the naked cake (Google it, perverts)…the first kiss after being declared husband and wife by your bad-ass godfather… Pure blissss. At approximately 5:46pm on June 11, 2016, the hubs and I began our freshman year of marriage and what a year it’s been! And for my #bff, Mrs. Natalie […]