I mean, duh. ΔΔΔ WHAT ARE GOALS? In my terms, it’s “SHIT YOU NEED TO GET DONE TO NOT FEEL LIKE A HORRID WASTE OF OXYGEN“, but for the non-obessive/compulsive fellows, it’s “THINGS I CAN ACCOMPLISH TO EITHER REACH A MILESTONE OR A MILESTONE I’D LIKE TO ACCOMPLISH IN ONE SHOT“, which can be a little […]
ΔΔΔ Yes, readers, a woman, while dining with her mother and father–for her birthday, no less–bought my book in front of me when I brought the bill. And still tipped me. #godbless I couldn’t believe it. I was floored. I was speechless. I got teary and emotional. I was a mess. But holy crap, y’all! How […]
Helloooooooo, my lovely humans! ΔΔΔ I have a real treat for you today: if you haven’t seen it with your own two eyes, you may not believe it, either, but I remixed my wedding video and uploaded it to YouTube for the world to see! Yes! This awk duck got married about a year ago […]
Yes, my lovely humans, I, Lo Valenza, am on YouTube. And if you don’t know, now you know.
Ahhh, the nostalgic feels. The rose gold and champagne accents…the naked cake (Google it, perverts)…the first kiss after being declared husband and wife by your bad-ass godfather… Pure blissss. At approximately 5:46pm on June 11, 2016, the hubs and I began our freshman year of marriage and what a year it’s been! And for my #bff, Mrs. Natalie […]
What day is it, again? Am I awake? Asleep? Dead? Why are my knees hurting? I’m too young for this shizzz. This, my friends, is what I call a #hustlehangover
So who’s gonna bring the Redbull’s and the Flamin’ Hot Cheeto’s?! #JK